- STUDENT: How are states made?
- ME: Well, when two territories love each other very much...
Why do other ppl have my name wtf
People will stab you in your back and then ask why you’re bleeding.
you can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs
We’re not something, but we’re not nothing.